Every single person should hate MySpace, but for some reason I can't seem to understand, there are millions of people who "have a MySpace." What these people see in it is beyond me. Maybe they're masochists…or sadists for that matter. I'm sure it's a pain to use their system to design (and I use that term loosely) your MySpace page. Or maybe some people like making something atrocious just so they can cause other people to have seizures. It's just like Geocities was 10 years ago, and I think everyone can remember how well that turned out. So for all of those people out there that do use MySpace for whatever it is they use it for, here are 10 questions you can ask yourself to determine if your MySpace page sucks or could potentially physically harm another human being.

1. When looking at your page, do you have to squint your eyes at the screen or highlight, resize, or copy the text to Notepad to read the words on the screen?
2. Does anything on your MySpace page play music, flash, or play a movie automatically?
3. Is there an image of some kind that follows your mouse pointer around the screen?
4. Does the address to your page start with www.myspace.com?
5. Look at your page and then feel around your eyes. Are they bleeding?
6. Do you have a horizontal scroll bar on your page?
7. Find a random person on the street and show them your page. Did they scream, projectile vomit, or set themselves on fire and run away?
8. Have you ever searched for any of the following phrases: "myspace codes", "myspace layouts", or "myspace backgrounds"?
9. Is Tom your friend?
10. Are more than a fourth of the words on your page misspelled, abbreviated, the same color as your background, or in all capital letters?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, I'm sorry, but your MySpace page most likely sucks. Please check out this site for more information on how to cure your MySpace page of crappiness and save the world from having the urge to stab themselves in the eyes with a fork.

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