Archive for March, 2007

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Cover

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

The new cover for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released the other day and I thought it was pretty interesting. The following will probably only be of interest to you if you’ve read the books.

WARNING: BOOK 5 SPOILERS BELOW! STOP READING IF YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW SOMETHING IMPORTANT FROM ORDER OF THE PHOENIX.

Here’s the new cover; I will discuss below the picture.

A coworker and I were discussing this picture and noticed several interesting things:

  • It looked to us that they are in the place where Sirius (supposedly?) died (oh noes!) in Order of the Phoenix. The tiered rows of seats that were described seem like they would look like a kind of arena. The only thing that seems different is the sky, as I remember that arena being inside the Department of Mysteries underground somewhere…
  • The shattered stuff in the foreground looks like it might be that archway that was in the middle of that arena that Sirius fell through.
  • There was also a curtain around the archway in that scene, so I wonder if the curtains on the side of the images have anything to do with that.

The only question I have is who are Harry and Voldemort fighting together? Unless that’s not really Voldemort and is Snape or something, if Snape pulled an Emperor Palpatine. Then after he gets deformed by some force lightning he’ll be all, “Execute Order 66.” Then Darth Vader was all, “Noooooo”.

10 Ways To Tell If Your MySpace Page Sucks

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

Every single person should hate MySpace, but for some reason I can't seem to understand, there are millions of people who "have a MySpace." What these people see in it is beyond me. Maybe they're masochists…or sadists for that matter. I'm sure it's a pain to use their system to design (and I use that term loosely) your MySpace page. Or maybe some people like making something atrocious just so they can cause other people to have seizures. It's just like Geocities was 10 years ago, and I think everyone can remember how well that turned out. So for all of those people out there that do use MySpace for whatever it is they use it for, here are 10 questions you can ask yourself to determine if your MySpace page sucks or could potentially physically harm another human being.

  1. When looking at your page, do you have to squint your eyes at the screen or highlight, resize, or copy the text to Notepad to read the words on the screen?
  2. Does anything on your MySpace page play music, flash, or play a movie automatically?
  3. Is there an image of some kind that follows your mouse pointer around the screen?
  4. Does the address to your page start with www.myspace.com?
  5. Look at your page and then feel around your eyes. Are they bleeding?
  6. Do you have a horizontal scroll bar on your page?
  7. Find a random person on the street and show them your page. Did they scream, projectile vomit, or set themselves on fire and run away?
  8. Have you ever searched for any of the following phrases: "myspace codes", "myspace layouts", or "myspace backgrounds"?
  9. Is Tom your friend?
  10. Are more than a fourth of the words on your page misspelled, abbreviated, the same color as your background, or in all capital letters?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, I'm sorry, but your MySpace page most likely sucks. Please check out this site for more information on how to cure your MySpace page of crappiness and save the world from having the urge to stab themselves in the eyes with a fork.

More Evidence the PS3 is Failing Miserably

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

The PS3 launched in Europe and Australia and in London, they were giving away free 46″ HD televisions with every PS3 purchase!! WTF is that about? They have to give people a television worth twice as much as the console just to get people to buy their machine. That’s nuts. If they had done that in the US I might’ve considered buying a PS3 just for the free TV. Then I would’ve sold the PS3 and the TV, gotten a better TV, and kept the change.

I also saw this picture yesterday. This store has 72 preorders available the day before the system launches. Apparently they really are having a hard time just giving them away, heh.

Are Wii Getting A Good Online System?

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

One thing everyone knows Nintendo doesn't have is a very good online multiplayer system. The online play for the DS games in the past was awkward, annoying, and cumbersome. Today GameSpy put out a press release that said they will be providing middleware for developers to facilitate online play. I'm hoping this will be a nice step towards offering a system similar to that of Xbox Live. They say that their technology will "enable Wii titles to
offer community features, such as friend rosters, advanced matchmaking
capabilities and comprehensive rankings data." Let's hope this means some kind of server browser or something so I can just join a room or server to play Smash Bros. with random people. GameSpy's been doing this stuff for a long time now, so I'm hoping it'll be a step in the right direction towards a good Wii online multiplayer system.

Beer Brewing

Monday, March 12th, 2007

I saw a commercial a few weeks ago about Sam Adam’s having a homebrew contest. I’ve always wanted to try brewing my own beer, so I decided to check out their contest. They’d made a deal with Beer-Wine.com to provide homebrew kits at a discounted price for the contest, so Ryan and I purchased a kit. It came with everything you need to brew your first beer. You can see some of the supplies there to the right. There’s some amber malt extract, three bags of hop pellets, some crystal grain and some priming sugar. We decided to go with the amber ale first just cause it seemed like it’d be the best choice for a first go. I figure that a lot of people were like me and had no idea what all was involved in brewing beer, so I’ll give you a brief overview / lesson on the beer brewing process.

The whole process was a lot less messy than I imagined it would be (a good thing). There are a few steps you have to go through before you can start the fermentation process. You’ve got to make a wort (unfermented beer) to add the yeast to so that you’ve got something to ferment.

You start with boiling and steeping the crystal grain for 5 minutes. It took us like 30 or 45 minutes to get all the water boiling since it wasn’t in direct contact with a burner.

Once you’ve got the grain steeped, you remove it and then add in the two cans of malt extract and the hops. Doesn’t that just look delicious?! The green crap that looks like crap is the hops that have broken apart and risen to the top. Once that finishes boiling for 30 minutes you have to cool it off rapidly to prevent any unwanted bacteria or anything from trying to grow in your wort. So we submerge the pot in some ice water to cool it down rapidly. When that’s done cooling off a bit you add it to a bunch of water that will become your finished product.

In order to determine the final alcohol content of our beer, we need to know the specific gravity of our wort before it ferments and after it’s done fermenting. Since alcohol is lighter than water and someone decided that water should have a specific gravity of 1.00, it makes it simple to use a hydrometer to determine how much alcohol is in the finished beer. When that’s done we add our yeast and stir vigorously. Then we just have to attach our fermentation lock to keep air out of our airtight container but to still allow air to escape.

In 3 or 4 days, the beer will be ready to be siphoned over to our glass carboy to finish fermentation for 7 to 10 more days.

Once that’s finished, the beer is ready to be bottled. After bottling, the beer must sit for a few days to carbonate itself. After it’s done carbonating, it can be cooled. In about five weeks or so it’ll be ready to drink.

It takes a while to brew beer, but we hope it’ll turn out well. Our 5 gallons will end up being between 50 and 60 12-ounce bottles, so we’ll give ya some when we’re done. We’re getting a second set of supplies from Ryan’s dad, so we can make more without having to wait as long between batches.

I’d like to try a Christmas or pumpkin ale or some other kind of seasonal brew in the Fall.

You can see all the pictures in the photo gallery.

Now all we need is a name for our beer…any suggestions?

Bunnies Don’t Like Edvard Munch

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

I saw this cool picture today I thought you all might enjoy. Someone made a Raving Rabbids interpretation of Edvard Munch’s The Scream. I think it’s pretty spiffy myself.

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