Google And Their Fake Names

I'm sure you've heard all about Google and their new gigantic data center being built in Lenoir, North Carolina (fun fact: Lenior is about 20 minutes from my home town), so I'm not going to go on about that. But according to WRAL, "To keep negotiations quiet, Google resorted to fictitious names." I'm wondering what fictitious names they were using. So I submit to you, the Top 10 Fictious Names Used By Google as Picked By Me:

  1. Le Goog…That's French for…the Goog
  2. Microsoft
  3. El Goog…That's Spanish for…the Goog
  4. Ten to the 100th Power Enterprises
  5. Rainbow Letters, Inc.
  6. Giant Finding Apparatus Supply Company
  7. Who us?…we're just a regular guy…AND RULER OF OMICRON PERSEI 8!
  8. I'm Feeling Lucky Investigations
  9. The Internets.com
  10. Gürgle

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