I got this today, and I think it’s probably the best spam I’ve ever gotten:
Good day to you Sir!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://gsvowq.pikegait.info/?35049711) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive 
If that’s not the funniest thing ever, you should kill yourself and eat your dog.
