Apparently some large sporting event is taking place this weekend? The Super Bowl I hear… But not just any Super Bowl. No. This year it’s Super Bowl: Xtreme Lesbian edition! At least I’m pretty sure that’s what the XL stands for. Last year it was the Xtra Xtremely Xotic, Including Xtremities edition.
I for one, am looking forward to seeing how they’re gonna handle all those xtreme lesbians on the field at one time. I mean, that’s a lot of competition to contend with. I guess we’ll see.
Even if it sucks, which I’m sure it will, there’ll be commercials to watch. I hear Emerald Nuts is having a new commercial about machete enthusiasts. He’ll be a super dorky white guy, so that should be interesting.
