The RIAA Encourages Piracy

The plastic crap that they wrap CD’s in is more secure than Fort Knox. It’s impossible to open a CD successfully without either destroying it or getting that glue residue stuck to the case that you can never remove completely. It’s easier to just steal the CD than it is to try and get the thing open. Make CD’s less than impossible to open in under 7 minutes, and I guarantee you piracy will go down. I’m going to go out on limb here and just guess 43%. Piracy will decrease 43% by making CD’s easier to open. There’s your elusive solution to piracy. You’re welcome RIAA, I’ve let the secret out of the bag for you. Oh…that, and produce better music. That’s the other 57% of the problem. No one wants to listen to The Pussycat Dolls, Sean Paul, or Young Jeezy.

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