These woods are extremely dark and deep
said the lion to the sheep
Baa replied the sheep in quaint retort,
With haste, we must travel to the heliport!
Our copter is all black and shiny
though I really thought it’d be less tiny!
We’ll have to fly it upside down
alright, but why’s it yellowish-brown?
I dunno I guess it’s camo.
But we’re in Ontario!
I could understand if it was green and yellow…
Oh! I’m going to be a teaching-fellow.
Are you really?! That is neat!
Now check out this acrobatic feat.
If you don’t stop I’m going to hurl.
I’m going to be an au pair girl.
I plan to learn the French and stuff.
Sure sure, I believe that you do bluff.
Believe me, else I’ll cut you fool
Or maybe I’ll just drown you in the pool!
You sir, are raving mad
You should place a wanted ad.
Single white sheep seeking same
Looking to set my heart aflame.
It’d be freakin’ sweet and you’d be lucky
If you’d also move to Kentucky.
It’d be also neat if you liked fried chicken
Especially the kind that needs some finger lickin’
The Colonel’s logo is Venetian red
He ain’t real, I say you he dead!
