Disclaimer: These are in no way guaranteed to actually be useful or grammatically correct.

• I can taste colors! – ?Puedo saber los colores!
• I drink out of the bedpan. – ?Bebo de o en la silleta!
• The cheese is old and moldy. Where’s the bathroom? – El queso es viejo y mohoso. ?D?nde es el ba?o?
• Where’s the beef? – ?D?nde es la carne?
• Reading is good. Can we start the story now? – Leer es bein. ?Podemos nosotros empezar la historia ahora?
• My shoes hurt! – ?Me duele zapatos!
• Mail is evil! – ?Correo es mal?fico!
• Let’s join a cult! – ?Vamos a juntamos un culto!
• El Ni?o is coming! Stock up on Canadian yarn! – ?El Ni?o es venidero! ?Acopiar el hilado Canadiense!
• I ride in kangaroos’ pouches. – ?Monto en las bosas de canguros!

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