My spell checker has surpassed one thousand (1000) downloads from unique IP’s. w00t!!!
So, the other week Jason, Joel, and I were in Hickory to see "Star Wars: Episode III – It Sucks Sith". We were there like an hour and a half before the show started so we decided to go to Best Buy to just walk around. We left Best Buy a little while later – after laughing at some stupid girls who couldn’t figure out how to work the Karaoke machine that was on display – for Barnes & Noble.
Cut to Barnes & Noble. There are books of every kind on shelves throughout the store. People mingle in the Starbucks area of the store drinking various coffee beverages. The glorious fragrance of new books and coffee fills the air.
We’re walking around the store not doing much. Then we’re getting ready to head to the movie theater in a few minutes so Jason and I head back to make a trip to the urination station before we leave to see the crappy movie (this is after I’ve used the phrase "colostomy bag" in context). There were people in there already, and I’m waiting my turn when this guy who just finished peeing and washing his hands points at me and is like, "Hey I saw you guys in Media Play!" So I appropriately respond, "No you didn’t." Then he realizes he’s retarded and is like, "Oh yeah, I mean, uh, Best Buy!" "Riiiight….well we didn’t see you. Sorry. So why are you following us around?" says I. He’s like, "No, I’m not following you guys…." I’m like, "Yeah, alright buddy, whatever you say." He turns to leave, gets halfway out the door, turns around, and raises his finger as if to say something else, but apparently thinks better of it and says, "Never mind" instead. I guess we’ll never know what he really wanted to say.
So what I’m getting at is that you can never be too careful about where and when you go pee; someone could be following you around waiting for a good opportunity to jump, rape, loot, molest, heckle, shoot, rob, fondle, attack, lick, abduct, eviscerate, ambush, or beat you.
