I think it was the best of the three prequels, however it wasn’t very good. So first I figured I’d give a short summary of the movie:
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. A long time ago, etc. War!, etc. Pan to star ship. Pretty cool CG and some pretty good sound. Crappy dialogue. Bad acting. Stupid camera wipe. Bad dialogue. Another stupid camera wipe. Different planet. Bad acting and horrid dialogue here too. Natalie’s hot. Bad dialogue. Yet another camera wipe. Bad dialogue, yada yada yada. Three thousand camera wipes later, roll credits. Bad dialogue.
- R is for the really really awful dialogue.
- E is for everyone was told to do the worst acting they possibly could.
- V is for the veritable disaster the script was.
- E is for how entirely too long the movie would have seemed if I had seen it at midnight.
- N is for no need to ever see this movie again.
- G is for God forbid George Lucas make any more movies.
- E is for Emperor Palpatine’s hilarious moaning when Mace Windu reflected his lightning back at him.
- O is for overrated!
- F is for freakin’ retarded when they were just waving their light sabers in front of each other.
- T is for thank God there was no pod racing or significant talking by Jar Jar Binks.
- H is for how silly the name “Order sixty-six” was. Was that really the best you could do George?
- E is for the endless number of cheesy camera wipes.
- S is for sucky the dialogue was.
- I is for the incredibly lame way that the name “Darth Vader” was chosen.
- T is for tell George Lucas he’s an idiot.
- H is for Hallelujah there won’t be any more Star Wars movies!
