There are a lot of idiots out there and luckily (unluckily?) we get to hear about all of them. I have to wonder how this guy arrived at the conclusion that a church would be the most convenient place for him to watch pr0n. “Library? Na, too many people. What about Kinko’s? Oh that’s right, you have to pay there. I know! A church! I’ll just break in after hours and no one will ever notice. It’ll be great.”
Note to self: Never move to Denver. Why you ask? Buffalo and semiautomatic rifles. Hilarious.
