Wal-Mart, the clich? Southerner’s Mecca, has something called the “Wal-Mart Literacy Helpline”. They pledge to help people who can’t read get connected with local literacy organizations.
My guess is that they have ulterior motives for their literacy hotline. I think they’re training people to be workers as their stores, since I’m pretty sure the only requirement you have to meet to work at Wal-Mart is that you can half-way read some of the time.
Wal-Mart says that “More than 40,000 individuals have been helped by Wal-Mart’s Literacy Helpline since 2001.” I bet that they’ve also gotten at least 40,000 more employees since 2001 too.
If you’re interested in earning your blue Wal-Mart vest, stupid smiley face button, and name tag, just call the Wal-Mart Literacy Helpline at 1-800-929-4458; you too can work to fulfill the requirement needed to be a Wal-Mart employee by learning to read.
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