On Friday Ryan, Manveer, and I went to play pool. We were at a table, and then this guy and these two girls start playing at the table next to ours. After a while, they finish playing and the girls go to the bar to pay. I’m just sitting on the stool by our table waiting for my turn when the guy from the other table comes up to me and is like, “What’s up man?” I’m like, “Not much, what’s goin’ on?” I thought he was going to ask if we wanted to play him…I don’t know if I would have ever guessed what he really wanted…
“I’ll give you a hundred dollars cash to take these fat chicks off my hands,” he says.
Naturally, I begin laughing hysterically at him. He’s like, “Seriously, look at them, I’ll give you the money right now if you take them for me.” I tell him that I’m good and wish him good luck with his fat chicks.
By now, Manveer and Ryan have come over to see what this guy is talking about. He tells them he’ll up it to two hundred dollars cash if they take the fat chicks off his hands.
He informs us that his friend set him up with this girls and told him that, “they had pretty faces.”
He apparently had lied to them and told them that he had forgotten his wallet at home and didn’t have any cash, at which point he pulled out this huge wad of money out of his pocket to prove he had the money he was offering us. It had to have been at least 300 dollars.
He finally got the point that he was talking to the wrong people when we didn’t stop laughing at him.
And the moral of the story is, some people will pawn fat chicks off on other people.
