North Carolina drivers are retarded. If you drive anywhere during remotely heavy traffic…it will stop inexplicably almost every time.
All of them are like, “Hey Jimmy, look at that thur…it’s one a dem poe-leese mens stopped thur on the side o the road not doing anything all all to inhibit the flow of traffic. I reckon we oughts ta should slow er down and have a gander at that thur poe-leese.”
Why people feel compelled to slow down from 70 miles an hour to 25 when they see lights flashing on the side of the road will never cease to amaze me. I think they need to add a feature to cars that can detect when you slow down drastically for no reason at all and then those cars will automatically pull over to the side of the road and catch on fire. Then some big guy will come and punch you in the face.
