Heart attack in a box
Monday, November 29th, 2004So I was at Hardee’s getting a chicken sandwich for lunch on the way back to work, and they have this new hamburger they’re advertising…the Monster Thickburger. It’s got two 1/3 pound hamburger patties, three slices of cheeze, and lots of bacon. It’s 1417.56 calories!! How freakin’ ridiculous is that. Throw in an order of fries and a drink and you’ve gone over the maxiumum daily recommended calories in one meal.
In the event you’d like to find out more about how to kill yourself with Hardee’s food…just visit Hardee’s website to plan yourself a suicide meal.
